“二(🕕)战(zhàn )”时期(🔨),盟(méng )军(✒)要(🐽)实施安奇奥登(🍩)陆计(jì )(🌰)划,迫于对(duì )一门(mén )叫安奇(qí )奥(🍥)大(🎺)炮(pào )的超级武(🥈)器的忌(jì )(🌰)惮,要派(pài )(🗼)两(🐮)个精锐(ruì )特工去摧毁这(🎲)门(🎏)大炮,结果(guǒ )两个傻逼(bī )被(🐿)派了(le )(🔸)去(👑),最后经过一连串搞笑事件,阴(🛹)差阳错的最后完成了任务(wù )。 (✖)片段一:德国人在北(běi )非(fēi )布(bù )(🐖)置(zhì )了(le )一个陷(🚢)阱,准备了(le )一幅假的防御工事地(🔢)图(❔)让这(🦗)二(èr )个(🎛)士兵带回去。他们却阴差(🐑)阳(🏂)错的拿走了真的地图,最终赢(⏰)得了战(zhàn )役。 片段(🚻)二:他们化(huà )装成(chéng )管(🏯)道(dào )工潜入(🕐)德军在意大利的(de )司(sī )令部,给他们卫(wèi )生间的(🥊)管(guǎn )道修得乱七八糟,把将(jiāng )(🏻)军淋(lín )了个落汤鸡。将军(💅)去(qù )换(🚶)衣服,拉开(kāi )抽屉(🏒)发现一套新(🈺)的军服,于是洗头洗脸(liǎn )(💏)准备换上新军(jun1 )服(fú )的时候闭着眼(🚲)把脸盆里(lǐ )的脏水倒进抽屉里了(柜子旁边有一个(🔲)废(👛)水桶)。那个将军是最主(🛃)要的一个配角,很(hěn )有(🕺)意(💑)思(sī )。到影片(piàn )(🍹)结束前1分钟,都没(👅)有一句(jù )台(🍯)词。最(zuì )后说(🚪)了(🐌)一句“谢谢(😲)”。 片段三:德军(jun1 )有一门超级大炮(👆)俯(fǔ )视着联军将要登陆的海滩。这(zhè )二个士(👔)兵居然化装(zhuāng )(🔝)成希特(tè )勒和随从,去视察(chá )大(dà )炮,把(bǎ )大炮炸(zhà )掉了。 (🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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